Don't Dance at Work

Recap of past Facebook statuses these past two weeks:

Usually on the way to and from work I pass people and hear things like "I filed the report yesterday" or "you got to look at the market value first" but today I passed someone and I heard "...cheating on his wife with a stripper..."- good way to start the day.

Such an awkward moment. I took a mental break at work and was jamming out to some tunes in my head. I started doing a mini version of the Wop in my chair and this dude (a client probably) walked by. We made eye contact and I’m pretty sure he was thinking something along the lines of wtf. I really hope he interpreted my “dancing” as hand-clapping or conducting or something. Moral of the story: don't dance at work.

The teacher and student duo trying to learn Farsi next door are amusing as no other. There’s a lot of raised argumentative shouting and screaming chuckles all the time. The student: “By the end of this, I will either hate you or we will be friends for life” lol this guy

You know it’s bad when someone, who's second language is English, uses words I should know but don’t in her answers to my questions and I am forced to Google them and come to terms with the fact that if I were to take the SAT again, I would fail miserably.

Definitely just spilled an entire cup of milk onto my lap. Don't even know how that happened...good thing no one was around to see that.

I may or may not have the slight inkling of a crush for this guy I keep seeing in the kitchen around lunchtime. I’m pretty sure he’s an employee, which means he’s FOREIGN and probably speaks a sexy language and also has a cute accent when he speaks English. And, he drinks tea, and not from a teabag. Now if only I could say something to him…I wanna hear him talk

I definitely just walked out in my underwear in broad daylight...but I had something gross in my hand that I needed to dump out right away and the pros of getting rid of that outweighed the cons of me being half naked. Besides, 10 years from now, would I care? No. 20 years from now, will I be able to do that? No. Accidents would happen, and not in the good way. So there we go, action justified.